Dear Customer who decided to come grocery shopping while drunk,
Hi, I’m the bakery employee who was thoroughly unamused by your declaration that you were picking up a cake for Batman, and that it was the cake with “the noose, and Obama”. (Obviously we never made a cake like that, but instead one of an American Flag, reading GOD BLESS AMERICA.) Is it so much to ask that you don’t ruin the spirit of a holiday trying to commemorate the people who serve our country, by completely disrespecting and spewing hate about the man that’s trying to keep your sorry ass content?
‘God Bless America’ my ass, you bigoted fuck.

